It was neither a dark nor stormy night. Nothing strange was in the works. The kids woke up at their normal time without fanfare.
I should have known that something was about to go terribly awry when I heard this precious shriek, "Mommy, I need you!"
"I pee-peed on the floor."
As there was a giant, man-sized wet line down the middle of my carpet, I could already see that.
"Why did you potty on the floor?"
After pondering this conundrum, my sweet little man looks at me with his big brown eyes and utters with an innocence all his own,